sam-ried:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

hiimbobbi:

saintstars:

Maiden, Mother, Crone and always yet unchanged

My sister. My niece.

sloppystyle:

leviathan-supersystem:

me: [offers the blunt] you want the last hit?

my friend: nah, you can kill it

me: thanks

victims of communism memorial foundation investigator lurking outside the window: [adds another tally in their notebook]

acciowilltolive:

worthington:

JACK BLACK as BART “ZERO” LIQUORI
THE X FILES - 3x03 “D.P.O.”

chimpanzeedotcom:

thegestianpoet:

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

emailmore:

foreverial:

emailmore:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

Tumblr Code.

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it